Scenes from the Summer of Bean

I ran into an old coworker of mine at lunch yesterday. He’s enjoying semi-retirement with his wife.
After catching up for twenty minutes or so, I asked my favorite question of him.
“How many guns are within six feet of me right now?”
Keep in mind that my friend and his wife are both permitted to carry concealed, [...]

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The second moon of summer

Mr. Costanza. ..your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity.
But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there’s a good chance you may, one day, walk again.
Ah, such high hopes for the summer. [...]

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